1. kaalashnikov:

    how to seduce me:

    • deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
    • dont talk to me

    (Source: necromancier, via white--chocolate)

     

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  3. ambivalentlyyours:

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    Sagittarius season promises.

     

  4. Anonymous asked: do u think that vid of a guy wearing a scarf breasfeeding a minion counts as having female presented nipples

    beetledrink:

    i think this isnt an ask i can answer on a monday and you have to wait until at least wednesday or thursday

     

  5. stumpxvx:

    what if aristotle was pronounced like chipotle

    (Source: heatsnout, via dailyhangover)

     

  6. pochowek:

    pochowek:

    pochowek:

    pochowek:

    On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

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    They dont like it already

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    Hold on lemme post another one

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    Like clockwork

    (via mens-rights-activia)

     

  7. sapphics:

    theworstmelodies:

    sapphics:

    she’s gonna get flagged

    who

    the nipple reading this

    (Source: aquariuses, via comrademusk)

     

  8. ericvilas:

    ericvilas:

    aqueerkettleofish:

    This just seemed appropriate today.

    oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

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    FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

    (via mens-rights-activia)

     
  9. greencamel-slut:

    Anyway here’s my contribution to the fandom

     

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  11. intel-i386:

    thathomestar:

    eidolous:

    mockwa:

    Russian roads, only 30 sec

    What’s with Russia and dashcams?

    to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

    did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

    (via civilwhore)